In high school, everyone else loomed over 5’0, but not me.My mother used to tell me not to lose hope, that I had until I was 21 years old to gain a few inches, so I hoped and measured myself every year.
Short men are screwed when it comes to dating, right? Not that you can't be taller than your boyfriend, but sometimes it's nice to be able to wear your stilettos without feeling like a dominatrix leading your sub around the party on a leash. You can literally run and jump on him like you're in any movie love scene you've ever wanted to reenact and he won't tumble over. If you're short and you procreate with him, there's a fifty-fifty chance your kids will be tall. Even if I don't fit into his jeans, I still feel like I could probably fit into his pocket. You can wear 5-inch heels and still be shorter than him. Don't mind me, I'm just going to spread out like a kid making a snow angel because boy, you got rooooooom. You always feel like you're rolling with your own personal bodyguard. No, but it's funny you should say that because that's absolutely what I want people to think when they see us together.9. Six months of dating him is equivalent to a year of Ballet Beautiful classes.13. There is some part of me that absolutely wants to be picked up and carried. Summer is here, and hopefully you'll find yourself lounging along one of the coasts at some point in the next few months, so it’s a good idea to be prepared!Although this piece is primarily targeted towards beachwear, many of the pieces are also perfectly suitable for use along the poolside.